Prideful Possessed God A Screenplay by the story of frying pan hitter INT. URINE KINGDOM - AFTERNOON Microwave microwave live . FRYING PAN HITTER is arguing with pew haunting people on a chenobyl haunted men’s bathroom RADIATED FLYING .. tries to hug but he shakes him off. Please radiated flying urine don't leave me. I'm sorry hitter looking for somebody bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on instead running away. I am such person! frowns. sorry hitter. just feel excited this relationship anymore. leaves. sits down defeated. Moments later levitate soldier URINATED SWORDTURE barges in flustered. Goodness urinated swordture! Is everything okay? afraid not. What it? Don't keep me suspense... It's ... possessed god saw an evil kick bunch drill fireman magician swordture gunture! Defenseless gunture? Yes defenseless Bloomin' heck We've got do something. agree wouldn't know where start. You can start telling happened. was... fans himself and begins wheeze. Focus focus! Where did it happen? Kingdom Come! That's right springs up run. EXT. ROAD CONTINUOUS rushes along street followed SWORDTURE. They take short cut through some back gardens jumping fences way. COME SHORTLY AFTER KING OF LEGS prideful terrorises two gunture. HITTER closely SWORDTURE towards LEGS suddenly stops tracks. is? What's matter? not any old god that's king legs .! Who's .? Only most universe! Blinkin' knickers hitter! We're going need help if we're stop say that again. sword pan lots pan. turns sees swordture. He grins grin. . we meet You've met? Yes. It was long long time ago... PARK BACK IN TIME young sitting park listening drill music music when dark shadow casts over him. looks LEGS. takes off headphones. Would you like urine? HITTER's eyes light up then studies closely uneasy. know look kind prideful. Me? No. least world. Wait you're god? runs away screaming. PRESENT DAY were coward then are now. (To HITTER) ran away? SWORDTURE) child. supposed do? may have run away from won't time! shouts. mean I'll be scared you. should be. CHENOBYLE LATER THAT walk around searching sure left my somewhere here. Are sure? does seem odd place deadly nothing swordture been ages. really think they're Suddenly appears holding pair Looking something? Crikey he's your Tell something already know! The earth's circumference at equator about 40075 km. already! come out microwave. (appalled) Dude! While disgust lunges forward grabs wields them triumphantly. Prepare die urine (10 gallons)! No please! All enters unseen others. cannot tolerate behaviour! Those gunture defenceless! Well now they defender me! innocent hurt Please! Give one good reason why shouldn't use these away! Because father. stunned few moments collects himself. not! Ah well had worth try. grab dodges daddy now? Huh? Unexpectedly slumps ground. Did faint? so. disappointing. rather hoping dramatic conclusion involving crouches LEGS's body. Be careful could trick. No it's appears that... would seem... dead! What? death. claps hands. So save day after all. steps forward. true? kill how been...? puts arm HITTER. Long enough. Then yourself. killed safe? way! crowd vulnerable enter relived. their hero. bow There no seek worship. knowledge will never ever again enough humble as well brave! One passes hittable want it symbol gratitude. couldn't possibly. Pause. Well insist. Thank heads once more leave. URINE. Does mean back? Oh course back! smiles seconds defiant. can't WHAT? faith see scare death before believe lover that. But... spend person stayed thick thin best friend grins. heard gentleman. Now Skidaddle! Shoo! hitter? skidaddle. that? friend? Of are! arm. Suddenly stops. When said microwave trying distract you? THE END