Feel how sorry I am World’s smallest violin It will get better before you get married She’s a dane Rule #1 Pap’s always right Rule #2 if pap’s wrong see rule #1 Were my eyes open I was just resting my eyes I didn’t feel a thing Do I look worried I will tell you when to worry Hi Hungry I’m pap Did you try turning it on and off again Grandma Moses walks faster than you Slower than Molasses on a cold day in January I’m not that old It’s a dane thing Yes Dear