How about this heat? Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me you way our hearts beat down in bottom of chests that special feeling we get cockles Maybe below sub cockle area liver maybe kidneys even colon don't know I'm just regular Joe with job your average white suburbanite slob I football and porno books war got an house nice hardwood floor My wife my job kids car feet on table Cuban cigar But sometimes ain't enough keep man me interested (Oh no no way uh-uh) No gotta go out have fun at someone else's expense (Whoa yeah yeah) drive really slow ultra fast lane While people behind are going insane asshole (He's asshole what asshole) such use public toilets piss seat walk around Summer time saying world's biggest Sometimes park handicapped spaces make faces real fucking shouldn't be singing this Ranting raving carrying they're right when they tell wrong... Nah You gonna do? myself 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah) 115 miles per hour Gettin' one mile gallon Sucking Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers done sucking those greaseball burgers wipe mouth flag then toss side there goddamn thing anybody can do it why? Because we've bomb that's why Two words: nuclear weapons okay? Russia Germany Romania democracy want They cakewalk Right through middle Tiananmen Square won't lick difference bombs John Wayne's not dead he's frozen as soon find cure cancer We're thaw Duke pretty pissed off Have ever taken cold shower? Well multiply by fifteen million times That's how Duke's Cassavetes Lee Marvin Sam Peckinpah case whiskey Texas (Hey! know asshole!) Why shut up song pal? A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody proud