Used words
Voodoo dolls - good idea - let's get them
4th grade - that’s the end of little children then it’s soap operas and assholes.
Actually as farts go that was pretty benign.
Alive and not assholes
And I didn’t like dogs at the time which that was stupid.
Angie you’re a dog slut.
At the end of the day the teacher is probably a democrat so it’s all her fault.
Because I deserve to take a shower.
Bottle that fart up
But I had a Bloody Mary and that’s what comes out of my mouth.
Can’t keep doing it all.
Chill the fuck out you white bitch.
Come to Death’s Camp
Did Carla get Covid and how is his gout or did Brenna get pissed and kick his ass out.
Did you bet on the bubble and lose?
Don’t ever let him give you IBS. No. You poop on your own terms
Everybody thought of everyone else.
Everyone thinks I’m sweet Ange.
Go be with your families. And leave me alone.
Go kick some ass or reach out for support.
Good for you for putting your balls out there and doing it in your fancy clothes-I'm paraphrasing-Ingrid said it much better
Gummy weaning
He’s continuing his fucktardery.
I am on my way home to destroy and kick the ass of my oldest child.
I became the dumb drunk white lady.
I constantly lie to my children so they don’t worry.
I don’t enjoy the Catholic judgement.
I don’t go off carbs entirely because that’s just silly
I don’t mind being the taint but I’d rather be the vag.
I don’t remember Melina being a big runner.
I get to be a taint!!
I guess I just expect people to not suck.
I have bad bad luck when I go into trailer parks
I just love Jills.
I liked Fergie’s Weiner.
I love when you call us whores and I wish I was one
I spent a year pooping
I think I scare them a little which is something I love about myself.
I want to come back as mos dogs in my next life.
I want to live in Jillville.
I was angry guys what do you want from me.
I will not shove it in my vagina
I would get drunk at a party and make out with them. That’s how I would tell them I like them.
I would rather be happy than skinny.
I’ll probably grow a third tit
I’m always looking for a fight.
I’m Behind not Brenna behind but behind
I’m fresh out of fucks to give for that one!
I’m just hovering at fatness.
I’m making today a good day
I’m over both humps and sliding down the camels ass.
I’m pretty happy with dating my sweatpants.
I’ve been surviving the last month on Marcos Peloton bourbon and Prozac
If I insulted you too fucking bad
If Walmart could be a town it would be the Wisconsin Dells.
If you have a dick you don’t have to do dick.
If your ass starts tingling today shoot us a text so we can reallocate our resources
I'm friends with some butt ugly women.
Ingrid is the shitstopper
Is that your foreskin sweater?
It it fun to listen to other people complain because I feel like less of a shit.
It would happen if they shoved anything up your cervix.
It’s fun. You fucking idiots.
It’s important to teach your kids how to chug early
Jimmy doesn’t take his socks off.
Just when you round one corner your other hole starts leaking
Let’s drop them Off and let them hunt each other.
Make today your bitch.
Maybe it’s time for the straight porn talk.
Mediocrity is just not in our blood ladies.
Meredith’s are shady as fuck.
My ex is genetically inferior
My vag is good
No one has a team of witches like us.
Not shitting ourselves is our new bar.
Ooh hoo! I’m the vagina!!
Seriously Business Angie.
Short term brain loss? Between the drinking and the head injuries I’m sure.
Skinny girls are stupid.
Small nuts cold.
Thanks to Melina you got a little butthole action.
That was three chin nuts ago
The only thing I like in my butt is needles
The shop vac was mot involved in any way in adult time. Let’s be clear on that.
They don’t have rights they’re children.
Those friends aren’t my boob flashing friends.
Trails lead somewhere eventually.
Tyrone: People want to drink in all languages.
Voyer lawyer BJs don’t get you good pleas
Well girls it may just be shaping up to be a shit in the woods kind of day.
When that scream comes out of your belly.
Why do you like needles in your ass so much?
Working sounds dumb.
You can’t teach guts and balls.
You gotta move before you get poked in the eye with a nipple.
You might as well put them in chess and backgammon camp and quit life.
You should take a dump on his survey and mail it to him.
I
get
gluten
farts
2022
you’re
a
fucking
bitch
7
days
and
4
hours
until
Melina
will
be
at
my
house.
Alcohol
chips
is
solid
dinner.
Allergies
are
fun
Angie
likes
it
in
the
rear.
your
going
to
regret
not
picking
me
for
ass
games!
Barney
gave
his
meat.
Being
loved
by
Mo
amazing
Brenna
penis.
But
love
you.
maybe
small
Sheetz
tattoo.
Catastrophize
Chin
nuts.
Crappaccino
Did
we
just
figure
out
Melina’s
nickname?
Spicy
Asian
Snatch.
Dogs
like
hump
me.
Don't
blame
if
you
can't
do
backflips
fart
same
time.
can
multitask
motherfucker.
Everyone
thinking
Monday
hole.
Fancy
folk
shit
their
pants
too
I'm
sure
of
Go
forth
bad
asses
Going
all
Jimmy
Johns
Grab
grocery
bag
go
schmegy
style
He’s
dick
that’s
fact.
And
deal
facts.
Huffypuss
apologize
ripping
on
vaginas.
make
Latino
or
black
but
lesbian
Megan
brown
did
immunotherapy
college
alcohol
intolerance
don’t
even
care
sleep
porch
because
where
started
with
people
there’s
nothing
wrong
that.
word
piss.
need
know
seeing
naked
spreading
butt
cheeks
feel
would
less
fat
drank
more.
got
teach
Colin
what
brothel
was
so
fun.
have
an
angry
boob
vein.
hope
spooned
spanked.
eat
lot
too
prepare
catching
apnea
wild
see
old
men’s
scrotums
Then
back
talk
them
next
day.
think
might
done
one
drunk
polo.
try
take
sneaky
pics
mullets
want
jump
him
into
mommy
gang
beat
right
now.
team
related
events.
accepted
fight
club
commenting
throat
punch
mutha
fucka
every
offspring.
hug
won’t
suck
it.
steal
joy
trying
petty
little
I’m
afraid
I’ll
massage
poop
out.
babbling
sorry.
fine
as
long
drinking
home.
Alone.
quick
thread
mustache
car.
like
“what
fuck
Jill”
then
also
more
kingdom
kind
parent
over
both
jumps
sliding
down
camels
ass.
pretty
kids
killing
animals
owning
up
If
anyone
tries
sell
crack
solicit
sex
definitely
Marco
Polo
that
entertainment
Martha
Stewart
Prison
one.
struggling
amazing.
you’ve
showered
haven’t
pooped
yourself
winning
Im
person
now
being
fat.
Impeach
motherfucker
Ingrid
dark:
happened
It
doesn’t
heated
seat
magical.
man
balls
It’s
fine.
good.
time
before
Carl
gets
any
pussy.
competition
how
shitty
anyone’s
life
is.
Just
put
mouth
Taste
sweet
honey.
Kick
some
Friday
today
witches!
Made
No
mess.
Death
Medical
shocker.
Melina
wherever
are
My
crippled
wants
come
there
ram
crutch
favorite
when
guy
girl
window
b
Nachos
Mondays
they
everything
better.
Normalize
handicrapper
course
deviled
egg
car
Purging
She
birthed
hero
Showing
ripe
ready
rock.
Slightly
smelly
not
obnoxiously
smelly.
Teenage
emotional
dumpster
fire
That
good
lawyer
-
writing
things
paper
makes
themselves
That’s
Watching
this
nonsense.
The
kill
no
matter
what.
There’s
year
This
one’s
taint.
Tiny
Farts
Travel
teams
coming
vaginas
Use
booty.
We
bit
Jill
What
utopia
live
in?
When
experienced
confident
piss
anyone.
Witches
Yes.
I've
touched
lots
You
memories
mom
powdering
balls.
leg
stand
another
kick
with.
shower.
way
You’re
eating
Ball
sack
"
Meredith
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