AHHH THE INTOXICATING SMELL OF THE GRAVEYARD ONCE A YEAR WE GATHER BENEATH OUR FAMILY TREE TO HONOR THE GREAT CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH COME EVERY MEMBER OF OUR CLAN LIVING DEAD AND UNDECIDED AND LET US CELEBRATE WHAT IT IS TO BE AN ADDAMS COME TO ME MY LUSCIOUS WIFE OH SHE OF SKIN SO PALE EYES SO BLACK AND DRESS CUT DOWN TO VENEZUELA AND TELL US WHAT IT IS EVERY ADDAMS HOPES FOR DARKNESS AND GRIEF AND UNSPEAKABLE SORROW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SEXY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE MOONLIGHT WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO FEEL A LITTLE CHILL YOU HAVE TO SEE THE WORLD IN SHADES OF GRAY YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME POISON IN YOUR DAY THAT’S THE WAY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO HAVE A TASTE FOR DEATH WHO CARES ABOUT THE WORLD OUTSIDE AND WHAT IT WANTS FROM YOU WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU DO WHAT ADDAMS ALWAYS DO MI AMOR WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER AND EVER WE SHALL BE AS BESOTTED WITH EACH OTHER AS THE NIGHT WE MET OUR FIRST DATE YOU TOOK ME TO SEE DEATH OF A SALESMAN HOW WE LAUGHED WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOT OF PASSION WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO REALLY LOVE YOUR WIFE MANY TIMES A DAY YOU’RE HAPPY WHEN YOUR TOES ARE IN THE MUD YOU SMILE A BIT THE MOMENT YOU SMELL BLOOD WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO GRAB A BOW AND ARROW WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED A MOMENT TO EXPLODE JUST POUR A POTION FLIP THE SWITCH AND WAIT TIL THINGS GET HOT WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU HAVE TO REALLY STIR THE POT SO GIVE US SHADOWS AND GIVE US GLOOM BROKEN GLASS IN A MOTEL ROOM SOMETHING FUN WE CAN ALL EXHUME AND GIVE IT ALL TONIGHT AND NOW WE SUMMON OUR BELOVED ANCESTORS WHY DO WE DO THIS BECAUSE LIVING OR DEAD FAMILY IS STILL FAMILY YES AND HOW DO WE DO THIS BY DANCING ON THEIR GRAVES YES DANCE MY BROTHER FESTER TIME TO WAKE THE DEAD ONCE TORN ASUNDER DOWN SIX FEET UNDER WE GET TO GATHER HERE DEAD FOR FOREVER BLED FROM WHATEVER CALLED NOW TO REAPPEAR EVERY CADAVER START THE PALAVER ONCE IN AN ADDAMS YEAR HOLD YOUR DECAYING HEAR WHAT WE’RE SAYING TIME NOW TO GIVE A CHEER LINE DANCE BUNNY HOP DO THE TWIST RIGOR MORTIS DEATH RATTLE WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS THAT’S RIGHT WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DUTY LATE NIGHT OUT WITH THE ADDAMS WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS WITH ONE BITE YOU’RE OBLIGATED TO THE CLAN IT’S FAMILY FIRST AND FAMILY LAST AND FAMILY BY AND BY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS THE STANDARD ANSWERS DON’T APPLY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU DO WHAT ADDAMS DO OR DIE UNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH