WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU GOTTA HAVE A LOT OF PASSION WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO REALLY LOVE YOUR WIFE MANY TIMES A DAY YOU’RE HAPPY WHEN YOUR TOES ARE IN THE MUD YOU SMILE A BIT THE MOMENT YOU SMELL BLOOD WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO GRAB A BOW AND ARROW WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED A MOMENT TO EXPLODE JUST POUR A POTION FLIP THE SWITCH AND WAIT TIL THINGS GET HOT WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU HAVE TO REALLY STIR THE POT SO GIVE US SHADOWS AND GIVE US GLOOM BROKEN GLASS IN A MOTEL ROOM SOMETHING FUN WE CAN ALL EXHUME AND GIVE IT ALL TONIGHT AND NOW WE SUMMON OUR BELOVED ANCESTORS WHY DO WE DO THIS BECAUSE LIVING OR DEAD FAMILY IS STILL FAMILY YES AND HOW DO WE DO THIS BY DANCING ON THEIR GRAVES YES DANCE MY BROTHER FESTER TIME TO WAKE THE DEAD ONCE TORN ASUNDER DOWN SIX FEET UNDER WE GET TO GATHER HERE DEAD FOR FOREVER BLED FROM WHATEVER CALLED NOW TO REAPPEAR EVERY CADAVER START THE PALAVER ONCE IN AN ADDAMS YEAR HOLD YOUR DECAYING HEAR WHAT WE’RE SAYING TIME NOW TO GIVE A CHEER LINE DANCE BUNNY HOP DO THE TWIST RIGOR MORTIS DEATH RATTLE WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS THAT’S RIGHT WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL DUTY LATE NIGHT OUT WITH THE ADDAMS WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS WITH ONE BITE YOU’RE OBLIGATED TO THE CLAN IT’S FAMILY FIRST AND FAMILY LAST AND FAMILY BY AND BY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS THE STANDARD ANSWERS DON’T APPLY WHEN YOU’RE AN ADDAMS YOU DO WHAT ADDAMS DO OR DIE UNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH