Aw man Stewie turned out awesome. ? It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old-fashioned values which we used to rely? Lucky there's a family guy. man who positively can do the things make us laugh cry. He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! Oh uh it sure was nice of invite out your yacht Mr. Pewterschmidt. It's not boat it's yacht. I'm sorry I thought said boat. Wow beautiful down there. just can't believe really looks like this. Boy fish tank at day care nailed it. Lois feeling right? little seasick that's all. my God! Brian's eatin' lot puke Lois. ain't seen much puke since bachelor party. Your what? - My What's that? You don't know what party is? No! When got married didn't have like with friends? God well gonna fix that. Carter am throw best ever! Why would 'Cause pal want help. Like Cheeseburger Helper. Hey there Peter. How take half pound hamburger delicious meal for whole family? Sure! Okay then let's... Hold Peter! I've something even better! really? bet. family... cheese? What? Wha... I... don't... could cheese put thing he's doing. won't be same! Look brother. He get enough oxygen birth. He's never quite step rest this sort way taking him. Well you but so simpler when me doing our thing. know let him have one. Odds he come back actual food. Helper you're on. Yay! Cheese cheese cheese! sorry burden. You're So think Carter? having time? supposed myself. very uncomfortable. lap dance Pewterschmidt? No Peter's crippled friend think leave. This stupid idea. Aw on gotta relax cut loose. foreign guys over horse. had many drinks last night hung morning. me too friend. blowing chinks crazy. fun huh? Except fact sit next woman came her co-workers. Huh aren't pals? work office. empowering. Maybe I'll probably talking about forever. A who's cool this? Jackpot! All right cute-looking Excuse miss? older gentleman dance. What do? Nothing. there enjoy yourself. Do I stick money directly inside her? not. Why done before? Doesn't go over. hit crying loud drink And give old bastard ride his life. Yeah! go Carter! right! Get some! Hey Joe right (bleep) ear. Stop it! Peter Whoa! she's bendy! wow! Y... yes! Oh! Awesome! happening him? heart attack... ack... ack! ought by now! Is father okay Dr. House? coma Mrs. Griffin. listening sound voice I'd say lucky dear hope done. House if save patient you'll need outta sight! wait second! play rules rule boo... oh...! methods unorthodox doing? job. Sometimes people fake being coma. man's Unless course first punch knocked out. In case some time. House. Road That too. Any word Carter's condition yet? been three days starting worried. coma for twenty years comes dead still alive famous race car driver one races surprised crash years wake up driver. Stewie driver grow up? gosh Hello Griffin Kenneth Gould Pewterschmidt's attorney. talk few things. 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