You make people better for being in their lives Your passion and commitment to your work and people You always laugh at my jokes Your hair stands tall when you are frustrated or angry You always show up for your friends You always stand up for what you believe in You are always sun safe You always reach the top shelf for me You are always caring no matter what You are really super strong Your ability to flip a solid bird You are simply the best at the Nutbush You will always be my one phone call if I’m ever put in jail You are the most fiercely loyal and best mate You are the best drinking and dancing buddy Your constant vigilance Your passion for hating horses Your love for flannos Your ability to stack a beer fridge to perfection Your passion for all things maroon Your hair acts like a beacon at festivals Your human periscope qualities for spotting mornos snacks or the shortest drink line You help me pretend to be a cupcake baker You magically appear with pizza when I’ve had too many beers You know there are actual lights shining on Castle Hill You’ll dance with me to music videos in an empty pub Your ability to find shade quicker than anyone we know Your genuine love and care for the humans around you even when we do stupid shit Your meticulous organisational skills Your ability to give a sik high five Your mad skills at buck hunter Your love of the ocean Your pride in your family Your sik sky punches when winning at raffles Your amazing mother skills and devotion to your wife and children Your smile and your laugh Your love of sport Your commitment to fancy dress Your love of festivals Your love of stacking a linen cupboard