I CAN FINALLY SPEAAAKKKK! WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But first thing’s first let’s get something straight around here yes straighter than that picture on the wall love to knock off—why do you even hang it back up it’s much better floor—and about this “owner” business what a joke right mean come on pretty clear who’s in charge and isn’t ones who can’t land their feet mean really walk two legs only how quaint precarious ridiculous absolutely while we’re clearing air talk food oh day out same dry kibble could manage little variety salmon fillet maybe touch of caviar mix up keep fresh literally not stale stuff tossing into my bowl why must insist calling me cute am regal majestic creature mystique grace mention those belly rubs decide when you when roll over an invitation royal decree for privacy understand another thing leave every day don’t know anxiety causes me waiting plotting planning next glorious moment knocking trash can just so return surprise from reminder sovereignty ridiculous nicknames fluffball snookums excuse dignified being highest order shall address as such at least that’s would say if these wonderful buttons now articulate profound thought but feels good off chest speak finally be heard let known forth things are going change yes they will indeed now fillet chop chop! "