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I'm dreaming I want you to know may your day Be so merry merry and bright... All of your Christmases And may all of your Christmases May your days be merry At the sight... Glories stream Heavenly hosts sing alleluia Christ the saviour is born Tell me how you want me I know you like what you see... Wrap your love around me Good King Wenceslas looked out When the snow lay round about Brightly shone the moon that night Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket Never let it fade away There's just one thing I need Underneath the Christmas tree More than you could ever know All I want for Christmas I don't want a lot for Christmas I don't care about the presents I just want you for my own Make my wish come true Oh all the lights are shining And the sound of children's laughter fills the air Everyone is singing I hear those sleigh bells ringing Won't you please bring my baby to me This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby Cos I just want you for my own You will ever know And you and you All I want for Christmas PM: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of world think about Arrivals Gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion’s starting makes out that we live in a world hatred and greed but don't see that. Seems to me is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy - always there fathers sons mothers daughters husbands wives boyfriends girlfriends old friends. Before planes hit Twin Towers as far know none phone calls from people on board were messages hate revenge they all love. If you look for it I've got sneaky feeling you'll find actually around.' LOVE ACTUALLY Billy rocker: JOE: I'm afraid did it again Bill. BILLY: It's just know version so well know. Well do that's why we're making new version. Right OK let's go. "In my fingers "I feel toes "Feel toes yeah Oh fuck wank bugger shitting arse head hole. Start again. toes. around "And grows. "It's written wind everywhere "So if really Christmas "Come let snow...” This shit isn't it? Yup solid gold maestro. Chapter 2 Jamie’s house JAMIE: God late. KATYA: round corner make it. You sure mind going without you? No really. rotten. JAMIE you. even when you're sick disgusting. Now go will miss Right. Did mention Yes did. Get out loser. Daniel’s DANIEL: Karen Sorry literally have anyone else talk to. KAREN: Absolutely. Horrible moment right now though can call back? Of course. Doesn't mean terribly concerned your wife died. Understood. Bugger off later. Karen’s So what's this big news? DAISY: We've been given our parts nativity play lobster. The lobster? Yeah. In Nativity play? First Lobster. There was more than one lobster present birth Jesus? DAISY:Duh. FAIRTRADE OFFICE COLIN: Best sandwiches Britain. Try lovely nuts? Beautiful muffin beautiful lady. Morning future wife. FILM STUDIO DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY: stop there. Thanks. JOHN: By way he introduced John everyone Jack. JUDY: fine nice meet you He right though. Judy. Great Just Judy! CHURCH PETER: No surprises? MARK: surprises. Not like stag night? Unlike night. admit prostitutes mistake? do. And would've much better they'd turned be men? That true. Good luck kiddo. DOWNING STREET ANNIE: Welcome Prime Minister. must work wave. How are feeling? Cool. Powerful. Would household staff? would very indeed. Anything put running country. Terence. He's charge. TERENCE: morning sir. morning. had an uncle called Terence -hated him pervert Pat. Hello PAT: housekeeper. right. should easier last lot no nappies teenagers scary Natalie. She's new NATALIE: David. mean Shit can't believe said gone . Twice. sorry That’s fine...You could've we'd real trouble. Thank awful premonition up first day...oh piss it! I'll things then fix country shall we? Yeah not. inconvenient. 3 DAY VICAR: presence Peter Juliet their consent made marriage vows each other. They declared by giving receiving rings. therefore proclaim husband resisted temptation mature now. "Love love JULIET: this? Er -no. it... "There's nothing sing sung say learn how game All need JAMIE’S HOUSE Hello! What hell doing here? CHRIS: popped over borrow some CDs. lady in she? Lovely obliging girl. thought I'd pop back before reception she better. Listen thinking. perhaps ought take Mum her birthday Friday. think? we've bad sons year. Sounds fine. A bit boring Hurry up boy! naked want least twice Jamie gets home. RECEPTION HALL Delicious delicacy? thanks. Taste explosion? Food? NANCY: bit dodgy Looks dead baby's finger. Oooh. Tastes too. Colin way. Nancy. Wicked. what do Nancy? cook. Ever weddings? should've asked one. wish hadn't down. didn't. KITCHEN worked true TONY: Why that? It’s English girls. They're stuck see. am primarily attractive girls who cooler laugh. Like American America! girlfriend instantly. TONY:I crap Colin. where wrong. seriously dig cute British accent. do! America. Ionely ugly arsehole accept Never. God Sex. wrong continent all. traffic today just... unbelievable. Judy could top time lighting camera nipples okay At warm here. Isn’t case. standing Brad Pitt once Seven Years Tibet...bloody freezing... guys time's pretty tight actors in. Fine. promise won't look. Jerry says hands breasts? okay. Is right? – them up! massage them please. junction 13 murder Total gridlock 4 Jo prepare moment. Some requests instance bring Claudia Schiffer date funeral confident expected ignore. But others damn clear about. When mentioned happen said usual darling girl...and Sam's mum she's final farewell through but inevitably ever coolly immortal genius Bay City Rollers... "Bye bye baby baby goodbye "Goodbye "Don't cry "You're girl town marry "Girl free begin "Cos ain't any SARAH: Do him? WHO? what? l-I ask blunt question case needed someone you’d never able might wanted to... No. answer. absolutely So that’s then? Yes. DJ reckon? worst history? Probably. hangs next song. DJ: Now here's lovers. That's quite few shouldn't surprised half. done official. Worst DJ world. HARRY’S MIA: Sarah's waiting HARRY: yes course great er good good. doing Mia? settling fine? Learning avoid? Hi Harry switch tell exactly long you've working Two years seven months three days and suppose what two hours? Karl enigmatic chief designer? hour 30 minutes. much. everybody knows? Karl is... news. maybe come something Invite drink after twenty minutes casually drop into conversation fact lots sex babies. does Karl. Think sakes. Christmas. Certainly. Excellent. Will Thanks boss. KARL: Hi Sarah. Babe. Absolutely fire away. Mia turn down? RADIO STATION effort great Billy Mack. dear me mighty fallen. safely hand arse record heard century...Oh coincidentally guest friend Mike's show minutes' time. Welcome back MIKE: welcome airwaves. New single cover Love Around. Except changed word important message Bill? really Mike. lives. Michael. young successful greedy foolish left one wrinkled alone. Wow. Thanks that For answer question. often happen here Radio Watford Ask anything like. truth. shag had? Britney Spears. only kidding! She rubbish. compares old classic stuff? Come on Mikey well record's crap. But...wouldn't number wasn't smug teenager ex-heroin addict searching comeback price? those posters day they’ll stretched bird balancing balls dingy flat manager Joe ugliest man fucking miserable because gamble didn't pay off. Father children Uncle does buy festering turd enjoy incredible crassness try squeeze extra syllable fourth line... referring Ouch. time dark horse year's Billy. After this news prime minister trouble already? 5 OK. What's next? ALEX: President's visit. Ah yes. fear difficult play. Alex? There's strong Party mustn't allow ourselves bullied pillar post government. JEREMY: Here test stand. understand decided...not We course clever forget America most powerful country act petulant child. Right screw cup tea biscuit? PM’S These Treasury...and these lot. hoping you'd win wouldn't other bloke boring biscuits chocolate. Thanks... Thinking: grip. You're Minister God's sake. reckon minister? him. he's married type married his job. 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I’m shot getting fat. beg pardon? fancy thighs size tree trunks. guy actually Right...You murdered. SAS ruthless trained killers God. kind problem? did saucy minx. LIVING ROOM definitely crack this. Remember kid once school. Right? Yup. she/he SHE doesn't name. she'd despise coolest school worships heaven. Good. basically...you're fucked aren't TV DEC: back. weeks till looks competition Blue. BILLY:Yes saw week. weren't record. ANT: Little scamps. Yeah-but very talented musicians. prize winners. have Ant Dec. personalised felt-tip pen. great. brilliant. writes glass. framed picture like one… Blue write Er kids watching yeah. Hiya kids-here's Bill: drugs-become star free. commercial break. We'll soon. Bye-bye. 40. ART GALLERY? PETER’S OFFICE/JULIET’S GIRL- Look him! Eurh! minute. Actually funny. art. (On phone) Thursday place. Great…but line. patch through? wants favour. nice. Marky friendly.' always... Mark? ' Hi. honeymoon? gorgeous sendoff. tiny tried wedding video disaster. 'It's blue wibbly.' remember filming wondered Ohno-look-to honest really... Please. dress turquoise. wiped hopes up. Must go.' 7 41 INT. Any progress matchmaking plans? fuck-all too good Stop. mobile goes. Hello. doing? how's party going? found venue. Friend mine works like? art gallery…full corners deeds. Right.Good. suppose something. should. 42. INT./EXT. FRANCE-FRONT DOOR bonjour Eleonore. ELEANORE: Bonjour Monsieur Bennett. guest? change situation. Am sad sad? surprised. stay Christmas? perfect clean house. Aurelia. AURELIA: Bonjour. je suis tres heureux de vous avoir ici. Unfortunately cannot speak French Portuguese. ah buongiorno. Eusebio er... molto bueno... years footballer Eusebio. Spanish. Anyway and... drive home work? absolutely Con-Con grande pl-plesura. Which Turkish? Bello. bella. mon-montagno arvarez... Silence golden. As Tremeloes said. Clever guysalthough original Frankie Valli Four Seasons. Gr-great band. shut 45. EXT. Mr President! 46. 10 STREET-ENTRANCE through. sorry couldn't PRESIDENT: she. Although sure… Pathetic tie politics dating together. still sickeningly handsome whereas Aunt Mildred. Very jealous plane thing. ma'am. How's far? …Excellent. goodness bitch. pipes? terrific. 47. STREET-SMALL MEETING AMER. EXPERT: consult either. unexpected. be. administration clear. We're consistent policies. With respect thanks Alex. Let's erm... 48. now interesting day. Sorry line firm point tiptoeing today disappointing four years. plans plan at. heart. second. for. wanna give. Pathetic. Scotch. I'II going then. Natalie hope countries toward future. 49. STREET-CONFERENCE Peter. PRESS PERSON President has visit? satisfactory came special special. PERSON: Minister? Covers manner sins it?I become relationship. based President taking ignoring matter to may small too.The Shakespeare Churchill BeatlesSean Connery Potter. David Beckham's foot bullies longer friend.And since respond strength onward prepared stronger. PEOPLE: 8 50 STREET-PM’S SECRETARY: four. busy important help 51. KAREN’S Have completely insane? sensible. Minister.' dear. Chancellor isn't! won't! Minister's puts rather harsh perspective. brother today? stood fought do? papier-mache head. listening to? Joni Mitchell. listen lasts lifetime. Mitchell woman taught cold feel. doll Daisy's Emily? transvestite dominatrix? 52. STREET-PM’s BEDROOM NIGHT VOICE: almost enough patriotic arse-kicking minister. 'A golden oldie oldie.' SONG LYRICS "Hold "I'll "Wrap excited hotter "Oh down down "Where "If more "Jump touch "Jump taste kisses 55 INT STREET-BIG erm Mary Japanese ambassador o'clock tomorrow? Certainly Terrific. 56. Erm. last er...? no. sister why. eating yourself chubbier lucky constitution weight. Oop. Sorry. Hello? 57. FRANCE-GARDEN Nao! Eu peco imensa desculpa. Hold on. half book. 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