Iain’s hitting the big four-oh With a shiny head that’s all aglow. He runs like spider quick and fleet On Scottish hills he’s hard to beat. Witty sharp got smarts But also known for his polluting arts. Fracking’s love he drills with glee Turning nature into debris. Once rugby star fierce tough Now touch football’s just enough. Married Morgan patient sweet Ava their life’s complete. A Photoshop wizard unmatched in skill puts your face on dollar bill. Ice cream dinner beer hand Betting sports it planned. Football boxing favorite shows From recliner one of pros. So here’s Iain at forty years bright May jokes be right!