In a hole in the ground wood someplace near there’s badger named Billy who has nothing to fear. He learns new trick almost everyday like juggling three pine cones or dancing ballet. practices hard he never gives up he’ll do what can win Funny Fur Cup. worked really it’s his year win but will perform? Where begin? Maybe some ballet pine whatever it is must make him shine. To stand out proudly above rest funny fur cup is ultimate test. could tell jokes and everybody laugh. Like one with spaceship purple giraffe. shoot hoops he’s got quite good aim. He’s often champion at any ballgame. Or perhaps something else entirely random DJ magician cycling tandem. swing from branches babbling baboon spearfish Pollock local lagoon. bursting talent just too fickle up mind head quick tickle. “I’ve it! Eureka! I know do! my friend’s all celebrate wondrous awe’s Oo’s.” The mole mouse old Cyril house And don’t forget funniest bug names Norris yellow slug. They’ll laugh so hard have be winner! end they’ll tasty Nutbush dinner. show amazing wants best big idea rest. sun now setting decorations are going sparkling lights winners stage cup? crowd arriving they taking their seat’s winner tonight most talented elite. One by animals performed was impressed them there not single yawn. Next Billy’s turn walked on stage nervous squirm. blinked eyes took deep breath whispered himself..”It’s your chance impress”“You’ve this Billy mammal joke humped brown camel” music chimed started show that began bang ventriloquist Crow. A standing ovation beaming pride Cup only judges can decide. contestants waited patiently atmosphere ripe. “There’s clear here two black stripes! “That’s me! That’s me!” said “I’m Tonight we celebrate bestest dinner!” cheered raising high little Melody chiming in “I’ll bring famous Pie!” happy tears eyes may won cup friends real prize.