Why is there dust on my bulwark? I'm sorry Lady Alvida! I did my best to clean the ship to your standards! I'll redo everything so please don’t! — Don't what...? No Lady Alvida please stop! I don't want to die... Koby! Koby who is the most beautiful and powerful on all the seas? Ah heh heh… You are Lady Alvida! No one in the world can compare to you! Of course! That's why I won't tolerate any dirt! My ship must be as immaculate and splendid as I am. Do you understand? Yes... thank you. That's very kind of you. He-he You might as well shine my shoes while you're down there! Yes Lady Alvida right away! Listen men! I don't want to see even a speck of dust on my ship! Do you all understand? Aye aye! Iron Mace Alvida Enough of that! You're pathetic! Heh heh I'm sorry... If you've got time to grovel then go clean the toilet or something make yourself useful for once in your pathetic life! Yes milady! Right away... On an uncharted island nestled in the far corner of sea a single imposing ship stood anchored on its shores. With graceful swan as figurehead and soft pink coat paint one might mistake it for ordinary sailing vessel. However was formidable warship boasting massive sails bristling with cannons along hull deck. This no civilian ship telltale sign lay flag dreaded Jolly Roger – skull crossbones universal symbol piracy. A woman deep gravelly voice asked she scraped her finger deck's side wall. Her words not matching tone which filled hostility that would make any man unfortunate enough to hear quiver their boots. pleaded disheveled stained tattered shirt. The lady captain's scowl sent chill through his heart intensified by following words. hand gripped metal club studded menacing spikes. As raised iron mace high above head man's hope plummeted. He knew resistance futile. Lady Alvida possessed strength dwarfed two perhaps three grown men. She swung ease wooden bat. he begged mercy but plea fall deaf ears. had witnessed this gruesome spectacle before there escape. muttered descended only thing left him… death. THUD! lifted rested shoulder eyes never leaving lifeless figure lacked trace remorse turned attention another crew member. boy who appeared entirely different mold compared rest pirates round glasses odd middle-parted hairstyle made him easy target mockery. Alvida's question set Koby into nervous frenzy. strained maintain smile hoping avoid further wrath. stammered fear welling up inside him. responded emphasizing what everyone be correct response. leaned closer stern expression unwavering. “Remember well Koby. If weren’t your vast knowledge these seas I have thrown you sea let beast deal you. So don’t push luck me?” flinched quickly bowed low. chuckled nervously. “Except knowledge you're worthless!” brutal honesty emphasized point. then took foot pushed head ground nearly smashing glasses couldn't replace at sea. retrieved cleaning rag from belt began meticulously shining shoes ordered. In unison men were undoubtedly already cleaning bellowed grin testament absolute power over crew. fearsome captain known staggering bounty ?5000000 barries. help think appearance beautiful. massively obese face contorted presumably colossal ego. resembled mind cow. always sported large white hat curly black hair kept jacket unbuttoned other clothing. also carried flintlock pistol belt though doubted she'd ever need it considering mace. gazed down Koby still diligently shoes. reeling slammed it. Crack Why does kick me? pondered several feet backward. managed feeble apology loomed him driving home got message responded forced His broken.