Holy shit they're still trying to stuff him I'm always asking the same question where are the children? Why won't anyone have my babies? I can't do it without my tongue Ah look at him being all fit taking the stairs. Oh we took the stairs. The best meat in Eindhoven Sluk it as a birthday present to Keegan... Wait When they have a cabinet with a bunch of options you always choose large Speak for yourself mine doesn't look anything like pizza Shit you were thirsty I'm so happy I'm not on the list Look me in the eyes! Have you seen how big this thing is This peg is awesome Meat wine and poes... No piele I only have birds on my pants I got vitamin D all over me I'm running out of options for my dungerees Poes beer I've put weirder things in my mouth Why is it green Nose beers and Bentley's People don't fuck with us If I could do the worm then I would it's time to party! you must go into the room and sniff it The beer's not worth it I mean I'm gonna drink it anyway but still. I'm biased I like the colourful one. A lot of my judgements are based off colour... wait.. Is this life? South Africa would be so nice to live in if it wasn't fucked up Wait I want *your* package Neither of you are stable. Talking shit is Ian's love language Good water is the foundation of a good coffee.. and you can quote me on that Jirrrrrre If you could have any super power what would you have I'd be Spiderman so I can be James Webb pew pew multiple balls That's my bae Be like Mark get hard Get hard not be hard don't misquote me I don't like waking up It's just gonna pop nuts everywhere Nice! My hat smells like the beach! No way can I smell? I haven't seen teenagers in a while Whoop whoop that is the sound of the police whoop whoop that is the sound that they make They looks so good but you can't see them Picture a man going into isolation in the woods blindfolds himself watches only cat videos that's when he becomes the master of drawing penises Flaaaan Why do I smell so good I don't know what I'm doing cause if you init you get sex yeah you get safe cex succeeded I want a dick Sorry table D6on't worry Ian you can put your food on me never say that again Stiaan how's you're body feeling You are flavored now Using a knife and fork = smooth hand jobs. Just like using gloves in the gym the small animal you put in curry... he wants to play baseball I swear it was my phone! Fall asleep on my tit turns out you can puke on an empty stomach You can use the armblaster 5000 Ani Rudthless Mkulus kaptain Im just breaking my peanuts What was I supposed to say ah why you guys lookkng at a uterus Oh yeah then we can maybe see a black tip put the thing in the thing that's what he said you're 20 points up just play with yourself... wait hang on I told you I'm a veteran We know youre a virgin I was looking at his lips Sorry i wasnt listening I'm in Spain Guys I'm in Spain! WITH the S! Got to do push ups for all the girls I'm not going to talk to It's not silver it's just the tip you all's better start drinking cause im gonna touch all of yous Go on James swallow that shit dont be like Mickey Fermented balls I'm not loud I swear! you can hold your breath for the rest of your life this shoe is shoooooe Dragonfly! they can be bigger i dont say creepy shit im not keegan Why we got to be all fancy we should all just be derogatory and shit why do I have? African boys are really good Wimsical Vismicaaal Haha theyd be called bayguls Those.. you know.. masks for your hands... GLOVES! Jui-jitsu. Its like folding clothes with people still in them I say many impactful things Russel was saying he had a passionate weekend in Belgium its amazing how much you can do in a weekend I am a fertile individual I just love data! I want to see a flacid penis I wear womens underwear *finger point* genuinely I can show you so they assorted us into all our personallity types and i stood in the middle. What did the lady say? I told her i had multiple personality disorder. Then a bunch of others joined me then my dad started swearing i was just like ooooh Daddy It would be easier to find my thing if I knew where it was Umut eats white wice.. White wice. That's the sound of the police Elvis was on the pills right? How did he die he died on the toilet with a sandwich BLT... big lumpy turd Eat the booty like its groceries ah yes the anti-movember the november! Oh wait.. I wanted some good food then i remembered im in the wrong fucking country Hi I'm Michaela I'm a beach bum and a music slut I wish i could sit in a pizza just sit around and lick stuff im not a parody I don't lie! ... is keegan talki g about his hips agajn? its been a while i want to eat geometric shapes so you know GI Joe we introduce you to CI Jo sometimes I'm super tired and I get into bed but then i just want to party strokes of inspiration I'm gonna go sit down let's make like a leaf and branch I went to the physio and they were messaging my... traps Freeze the pee snake who pied me? please never say that again its like break-up day at school so my brain is like woo hoo! it's not as great from behind It looks like a penis with legs It's so cute. I want it I'm not the smallest in the team any more what kind of pie is it? _cream pie_ why would you take a bite out of it it skwirts! dont let your meat touch mine im takkng all your meat you piece of duck I'll dance dance dance with _your mom_ ... i mean like its just coming out of you You're gonna have a rough shit tomorrow show me big my favorite string is the G-string you can keep your 20cents in rands that's a who2le... 400cents have you guys ever watched the movie the invisible man? no but i imagine the casting was very easy why am I forced to drink liquids Ek protect these are disgusting! craiky I need me some haggus slimmy haggus emotional support garbage emotional support condom? _make the circle bigga_ is that a south african song? where else in the world do they say beega i dont get hung over oh my god. My hat is so erect there's something about the warmth of your foot why does everyone hate me you make it so easy To me it looks fully erect why you say it looks like a semi youve got very nice knees you meet someone scratch your ass how doni unhear something excuse me it's Weegan Keegan's too old for his age you have to be awake till you go to sleep do you want some chunky coffee i play footsies above the table how's your ass you made jeans for your penis? so the hormone that causes hairgorth jn ylur beard causes hairloss on your head so you cant have both its Ian James Boyd you should say its Boyd James Boyd Stiaan's name is Cornelius Christiaan Klopper Cornelius sounds like a Harry Potter villans name so in my culture i take my fathers first name as my middle name so Ani's full name is Ani Ka... um.. Just like your mom this is a weird tuna pasta guess what fruit is in it bacon I'm a man of service I can't argue with that line the cabin phones couldn't even compute bounce Mt mouth has been all over that stop smelling it I like my nuts separate you're allowed to enjoy yourself every once and a while once in a while? I wank everyday sir put your steak right here kids will be your asset yeah well if you have enough of them you can start your own sweat shop i mean yeah but i dont know who wkll want to buy your sweat what are you running I'm 60 in dog years this ones so wrinkly and firm i do own hogwarts I also own that part of whales i think i prefer red grapes I prefer red grapes fermented for a while and then made into ween James says youre always talking about dicks he brought it up where's waldick where's willy why yall so innocent cpme join me jn the gutter you can do everythkng from the side if you add racing stripes to a car it goes 30% faster kachow where's the safety? yes we'll sleep with the truckers there's like 30 people in our team.. thats a rought pie for anybody do you think Swinkles only comes in this size I mean at least i know what to do with a penis she's stronger than she looks she is fuck babies unless theyre related to you don't think about admin it's a morning shift I'm all for saving the planet. But fuck its inconvenient you naughty biscuit homosexuals are very handsome yeah look at Stiaan looks like she never needed floaties in the pool if you take a stew from a specific country we call it stew Ruben is wearing very tight shorts and Keegan wants what would yall name your cows? Baesephesis Mooohamad when I have trunks for legs... the more south you go... that is judt the gayist accent Mango flavored bullets Keegan is a savage you know that cereal *buzz buzz buzz I can't see the bumps I identify as one of the guys aim for the one that bulges what bulges? butts Are you hungry? Alehandre? I wanted funeral cover from age 8 I don't need airfreshner i need an ambulance this is the most polite breakup ever its not you oh wait its not me long term meat your laptop is so fast its like Flash McQueen don't flash your wife Russel Jares scouts honor scouts? the guys that tie knots I dont have a system tonight if someone needs help. same here use and abuse me as yiu wish is mother's day may or march? mothers day is everyday long dried poop pull out.. is that serious or a joke at the wedding did they throw the courgette? Oh fuck no i mean the crocket uber wafer He pulled me so i guess it worked I'd be attracted to that if I were a woman it's the moon phases Aliya! Big donker I have one more pasta Alya Sighn song it's amazing nature these are very popular eggs to have as pets just came from inside Bug bearded balls? Bug bearded bald! is that your bumble bio yeah this guy got laser hair removal done on his face we've got lasers you can use for that Your new shampo will just be 'and shoulders' we should have mishandled you when you first got here shown you whats it like act out inappropriately murdering someone Excuus Poes I'm a woman I know when I'm being nutts diverse balls Chew swallow then answer I'm so jealous of his curls even my hair doesnt set that well show me its summy dot com theres a guy that gets paid to break up poop-bergs in the sewers that guy must earn a shit ton a premature right makes a post mature wrong I'm trying to figure out of my core is activated or not GMO - Genetically Modified Orgasm stem cells 'ah' *orgasm noises* sometimes life's a bitch and you keep living Russel dont go anywhere ok lets go I'm not racist. Ive just got a thing against asians. but youre Asian. wow this is a wet one even me... wait I feel like a puddle Chronic grand cash boyd oh yeah i want soup I don't have an accent I will sit here cross... Michaela Cross I know its about cannibals and stuff with cool cars Nuurs from Malaysia - Molester the world needs more civil wars me hi im the deflated balloon I'm in a meeting why would i know that? You think I have hair? suederoy Michaelangelo That's me i made David's ass I've always been drawn to the color blue that is wonderfully beautiful if you push the Humus over the edge of the table its no longer Humus its gemors add a quote something about semi's my mouth is my third hand the Muscles from Brussles king from catmando the cap fits.. call me Cinderella YMCA Y M C yaaaaah its an old math textbook which is reallh fun who would i be referring to as it so disrespectfully trAnsGendA i can't watch movies with poor people or people with no money they all get soggy in the end 99 the 69 is silent not usually theyre like the softest thing ever thats like fact whoop whoop My ass is in pain stop sleeping at Stiaan's then I can't i love to bang cause it's the sound the police make nude olympics cause the way it is now is a farse second break I'm having a vending machine soup and im really excited about it you can google it its fiction I would love to watch a gardening show rn cause there's this phenomenon where people become spooked and the sphincter closes man LMNOP is when the base drops Beef make bulk big. Beef good. psst Aliya are you flexible today? i am overly confident.. snap crispy turds I want some crispy turds do you guys have any book recommendations? Ooo actually I have Winnie the Pooh HOZIER it's like Hoes-in-here like if Hozier starts his rapping era i use my mind and get someone else to drive for me sometimes I pay them at the end as a friendly gesture It's like using the force _use the app_ 3 on 1 baby mormon trauma Im a thicc plant cog with an ice cream mr and Sahil the tag team team I always go for corn those peanuts should be pistaccio flavor but that's why you log for.. the logbook i'd rather die staight than die bent how are you doing James enjoying my mash stick me no? my heart is beating so fast these deserts look so good the menu's excited? Is that why its standing upright like that? the social hub? Its really just sticking up there in the middle of everhthing i need some mountain time Keegan! Stop distracting him with your hips those are lurds… i mean words lurds as in L U R D oh dont worry. Im fluent in lurdish how nice do those leather shops smell ypu just go in like _ooh yeah smells so good_ show me the bananas God's little oopsie daisey oh yeah God did the same with me he was adding sassiness and he went oppsie daiseh i think we can conclude that heating things makes things hot i am sterile im gonna go before the rain stops otherwise i put my pants on for nothing why are you showing your nudes? i often get them confused with puppy pictures elke stam het hulle eie toebroodtjie Heil Saheil Agriculture Tom Kompkins melk Wechter what else is my right hand supposed to do? wait no! No more liquids i think thatz the wrong hole the plants must also sleep someone fucked my foup away that's how you get sticky wafers fridge in the bathroom for ykur shower beers youve heard of the bathroom but now we have the bar-throom sorry. This takes a while to put in... wait.. well its already in our balls send your bombs separately Keegan's ass is enchanting holy moly record for most watches eaten in a minute is 4 that siunds very time consuming are you supposed to take it in one swallow no. Just as many as it takes hopalophachopina double suck im a suck-in-er anyone behind the counter is boss-man any man woman or child - Shane Keegan Mic Stiaan Sapranos James Aliya *opens umbrella* Ian + In silent car It was in fact not time to party Sahil talking about MGK guitarist *gestures James* Also Keegan: Mic: Ian: describing Chicken little: Random person at next table: -Keegan or Stiaan? Jodash 04:30 the top of his voice Like hong kong chicken Ruben keegan Albert Russel Jamed: Sahil: Jodash: Matas Umut (uber eats) "chew chew th ... George .. proceeds retract neck into jumper like a turtle *sitting down* confidently Keegan- "i can speak french mad man ahohhoh *french noises* Grabs another *australian Scotland* angry scottish noises Jen Jamss runs urinal Faruk "that's true...: Stuart Raymond Murry O'Niel Ani and team effort ' Jodash's phone Albert- Michaela Wesley Fey Russle Jenna Amaar mug Marcello Mathers Moms spaghet Droerwors Ruben: VESPA stokes Bas' head Michael Sahul W. Bojack horseman *paraphrasing using cleaning laptop with IPA wipe Elise crosses arms mockingly Mad Max Keegan's shirt *exists* its circumsized colored At Saint Topez drinking beer W her hand movement russel see purple bananas: Webb chinchillas: quietly himself (or pain) Webb singing alphabet song stumbles on LMNOP *talking dick picks* (chips) Eunsung " Tjaart "slow down thus is too exciting' Tjaarts' gestures dropping all sass Traart *accidentally heils* looks fields. T moves so use seatbelt "we're strange as fuck: (Tjaart?)- reaches for “that’s quotable” “she’s back”