For Nigel Jewell – On His 54th Birthday Another year another stride hits fifty-four with pride! One more to go then cheers erupt— A new age bracket? You're moving up! The runners groan they feel the sting: getting faster each spring. This year your family hit mark birthday gift quite spark— mobile phone very first Now texts and calls can freely burst! From dial-up days touchscreen zones Welcome Nigel smartphones! But beyond gadgets here’s truth In Ofsted years you show proof: SEF well-written sharp clean dev plan fit for any dean. You lead grace no flair or fuss With standards none would dare discuss. Each sentence combed point reviewed Your attention detail is never subdued. Relentless in noble quest— To lift up schools give best. commitment education runs deep wide wisdom integrity at side. Yet one great test still draws a sigh— Health Safety—my oh my! And worst of all (you’d make it clear): dreaded Handsam system’s near! Forms that loop screens freeze portal built thwart tease. battle quiet rage click turn page... stand yield Champion both track field. So raise toast don’t delay— It’s Nigel’s today! Here’s full cheer group wins this time next year!