1. Medium man 2. Walks 3. Houmous on toast 4. Chillies everything 5. Mountain goat 6. Scottish Spanish 7. 7 miles a day 8. Wee sonny Jim 9. Bogie 10. That's shockin 11. Flax seed 12. Orkney puffins 13. Millionaire shortbread 14. Friday tea timer 15. pizza 16. Are we nearly there yet 17. Sammy seal 18. More walks 19. Have ye race 20. Crocodiles in swimming pool 21. Thin top 22. Mr Burns 23. Scotsman 24. Peedie Sea 25. Spicy hoomas 26. Spice gurls 27. Annapurna Circuit 28. Dancing with Arjun 29. Playing w Chris 30. Hair twiddling 31. Cashmere hair 32. Pops 33. Scallops Harris 34. Running to finish Ben Nevis 35. Uncle Scotty 36. 20p Sharwoods jars 37. Love's Zafira 38. seater bus 39. Chorley Buddies 40. Retired walk 41. *mumbles Scottish* 42. Disco fleece 43. Big dictionary 44. Adele CD 45. Flowers the window 46. Jilted John 47. Gordon is moron 48. Glasgow kiss 49. Wheelchair France 50. Flick it out windea 51. Slip n slide 52. Scary lady Portugal 53. Chemistry nerd