When he was a boy He wanted to play Down by the sea At age thirteen Everyday after school would always sail around lake All people stand and stare As sailed with precision care With his bi-corner hat way looked just like Navy man townsfolk gather say sing away Captain Albert Alexander He'll be brave seafarer someday But that go down in waves By twenty four had left shore And sailing for Queen On dark starry night awoke sound Of screaming as drowned The crew taking lick Pirates invaded ship one aimed harpoon Ignited their rum spark soon Flames drove pirates sang Saved from pirate slaughter water Now everyone dance Dance. Twenty some odd years later Sea Slater into mass of blubber Gazing up sky Stood large walrus That hundred stories high it meant no harm great deal pain It suffered tusk tooth decay threw anchor 'round it's little bit pulling out dusk thanked sang Friend urchin me ripe old lightning struck split Albert's vessel two One men fled lives rafts across ocean blue stood at stern A giant octopus him grip vortex spiraling death below ripped sharks electric eels all made trip To see Sink bottom Just before went called It's obvious my time has come I'll let this ending ensue I've led an exciting nautical life seem there's better end than His history